Madness is my Middle Name

wwywinytm:

smellsliketeenagebullshit:

smellsliketeenagebullshit:

smellsliketeenagebullshit:

So my friend is flying from JFK to Cali today and look who she saw at the airport

Update: I’m trying to get her to talk to them but she’s too scared. What should she say?

MOTHERFUCKING UPDATE: SHE DID IT, SHE FUCKING DID IT!

Lol now this is cool.

vinebox:

Momma came in so smooth

neon-squiggles:

donechesters:

pete860:

holy shit

#people underestimate how scary as fuck Pokemon would be if it were a movie not a children’s cartoon

I haven’t agreed with a tag more

sassy-spoon:

danielkanhai:

how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice.

out of all the things on this website that have fucked me up this is one of the worst

dennys:

This gif is 3-D. Haha. 3 Ds. Get it? Haha yeahhhh you get it. ;)

dennys:

This gif is 3-D. Haha. 3 Ds. Get it? Haha yeahhhh you get it. ;)

Dalek Episodes: 2005 - present
They survive. They always survive while I lose everything.

heartmehateme:

shoutout to the friends that still like me

all two of you

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E