So my friend is flying from JFK to Cali today and look who she saw at the airport
Update: I’m trying to get her to talk to them but she’s too scared. What should she say?
MOTHERFUCKING UPDATE: SHE DID IT, SHE FUCKING DID IT!
Lol now this is cool.
Momma came in so smooth
I haven’t agreed with a tag more
how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice.
out of all the things on this website that have fucked me up this is one of the worst
This gif is 3-D. Haha. 3 Ds. Get it? Haha yeahhhh you get it. ;)
shoutout to the friends that still like me
all two of you
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E